via oomshi (originally kanyewesticle)
via foodnun (originally shanishanilove)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
via allhaleslytherinspetrova (originally cumbersome11)
im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation
via driveway (originally earthnation)
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
via gabilliamqueen (originally ho-no)
nayx:
nayx:
you are under arrest for being tall. get down here. what are you doing
who said that
im down here
via macaroniandcheesenzie (originally nayx)
via kanyewesticle (originally hawhat)
via princedweeb (originally tactiletk)
my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
someone stole my macaroni
via sluttyteenwolf (originally pixeflutters)
